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Thursday, May 10, 2007

np: shawn mullins - lullabye

i have no food in my house. none. no wait...i have 3 slices of cheese, a carrot and milo. oh a handful of pasta too...but no sauce to cook it with. :( but im too lazy to go grocery shopping. maybe after school tomorrow. oh wait shit, i have to wait for 4pm so i can go borrow my textbook frm the lib so i can keep it for the weekend...haiyah so troublesome.

i am feeling kinda brain dead. had a 6 hour break between classes yesterday and spent 5 bloody hours camped in the union house basement and after lunch in the earth science library buried in the textbook...made up my mnemonics for memorising the geological time scale and somehow they all involve chelsea football club and how much i hate them...for example, my mnemonic for the palaeozoic age subdivisions is as follows:

Palaeozoic: Pathetic

Cambrian Chelsea

Ordovician Only

Silurian Send

Devonian Drogba

Carboniferous Crappy

Permian Passes

and there are 2 more after that..mainly about how chelsea is toxic. ya i was pretty zapped by the time earth science lecture started...and pretty much fell thru my front door when i got home.

been getting free muffins from the coffee house...YAY...had to put up with my hand being mauled, but the humongous blueberry muffin i got in return was bloody nice...and i got another free one the very next day. you think my luck will run 3 days in a row? i'll let you know tmr.

today i made a bit of a fool of myself in phys tut...aga messaged me and it was a funny message and i smiled really widely in phys tut which is basically a silent class and the tutor looked at me like maybe i was mad...gosh...i dont wanna show my face there next week!

its been getting colder...so im taking the opportunity to wear my gorgeous new scarf and smirk at all the chelsea fans i pass COS MAN UNITED ARE THE CHAMPIONS BAYBEE!!!! woohoo..arsenal did us a favour by holding chelsea to a draw, thus giving us the title...the chelsea vs man u match this morning was so stupid...man u fielded so many reserve players and chelski still couldnt win. aiyoh. kinda makes me regret that we dint put out a better team...wouldve won 4-0 maybe.

my new bio lecturer is a really funny woman...we're doing sexual reproduction now...and she was talking about how earthworms have both male and female organs situated in different parts of the body, and therefore they have sex in the 69 position...and yes i swear she actually said 69 position...then when everybody laughed she said "I knew that was the only way i could make ya'll understand it"

then we went on to talk about contraception because, as she put it..."you all probably need to know this now"...i think my friend almost had a fit laughing.and boys and girls...the one way to ensure no unwanted pregnancy...is to abstain from sex...yeah it took a real genius to figure THAT ONE out...i should become a uni lecturer now...

or maybe a train driver...my sister was telling me aussie train drivers make 80k a year...thats right EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! so i asked my local friend about it and here was her reply...."OH i thought it was more"..............WTF!!!!!!!! WHY AM I IN UNI????? the train driver's job is how effing easy? one button for go, one button for stop, one button for intercom...they dont even have to open the doors ok...we pull open the door ourself. LOUSY LA!!!! in singapore if they make 20 000 a year i think quite good already for a train driver, and here is EIGHTY??? no wonder my fees so ex and my food costs a bomb, all the money goes to the train driver. cheebye.

today my friends were saying how the uni sends you an email if you're failing a subject to let you know that you're failing and that dropping a subject is an option...hello am i back in A levels? i dont know why they tell ppl to drop...if ppl fail and repeat the sub instead of dropping it, doesnt the school make more money? no business sense i tell you....

ok my flight back is confirmed...i'll be getting home on the 25th of june...around 8-9pm sgp time...and staying for 3 weeks only aiyoh...i dont want to come back and face winter...i miss the sun. return flight is 18th july...missing my friend's 21st bday...but nvm i dun care...i cant wait to go home and see everyone and eat good food and get a tan...and and and...ok i dunno but i cant wait to go home!

melissa's dad is coming down this weekend to sydney for work and coming to melbourne to see her and her sis...she's so happy haha...

in other happy news...my jerseys are on the way!!! they should get here this weekend or early next week YAY YAY YAY!!

np: oasis - live forever

posted by kiki @ 3:33 AM

4 Comments:

At 7:20 AM, Anonymous said…

Pathetic
Chelsea
Only
Send
Drogba
Crappy
Passes

way to go man haha you ROCK

aga
At 10:19 PM, Anonymous said…

MAN U CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Just In
At 7:39 AM, Anonymous said…

hey kiki! melissa here. got ur blog link thru xinyi's blog.

anw Chelsea is indeed pathetic. u guys btr bag the FA cup. dun let them get it!
At 8:13 AM, Anonymous said…

HAHA hellooooooo SIGH I'M SCARED THAT WHEN THE MOMENT I TOUCH DOWN I WILL BE AN ICE CUBE :( what's the temp looking like now?